stef is back stef is back stef is back!!!

haha at her place now got her a donut for her butt.. Merry belated Christmas!

hrm was just telling chiew abt my conversation with the guys back at camp..

They knew I was taking salsa, and of all the wasted hours we have in camp we do have a lot of opportunities to chat, with topics ranging from money-making schemes to masturbation techniques(dont even ask). So came this one where I related to them my salsa experiences and how there's this interesting dance called the bachata. which, i vaguely showed them how its done(since i still dunno how to dance bachata). And they all asked: "Ooh.. so will you 'stand'?"

*sigh* I said no. I mean i'm pretty sure I will not pitch a tent in my pants just cuz of bachata even though i've not done it b4. It'll be really freaky if the guys out there dancing bachata are all having an erection whilst dancing. Anyway, the group of them thus concluded I'm sufferring from ED. Which I'm happy with if that means I can control my other head and not let it loose everytime there's physical contact.. (haha maybe i'm just more used to female contact than them..)

Another friend of mine asked: "Hey, when you see a girl right, dont you even have the slightest desire to want to f**k them?" .Help. Now are guys supposed to feel that way? Hrm. Honestly speaking, it did set me thinking.. what do I really want if I see a girl, be it stranger or friend? As in the deep carnal desire inside.. what would it be?

That happened when we were in his car on the way to morning prata.. I just sat pondering while we travelled. Then I think I found the answer.

If I saw some other girl whom I might find attractive, I will want to just cuddle and snuggle her under warm sheets. (remember the quiz we did about where do we see ours 10yrs down the road? *haha mich*) But that will be that smallest teeny flash of evil voice that goes through my mind.. dont be worried dear! the higher-order desires are reserved for you only.. *grin* I'm seriously a person with a fetish for hugs and cuddling and snuggling.. But somehow I dont get hugs often.. =( and there're only like erm.. 2 pple that i hug? stef and cheryl. Though I like hugs, I feel uneasy hugging new pple too. weird weird.

To end this entry,

I'd rather have charisma than caressma anytime man..

Last Message to Fiefie

Frightful baby, remember the days you'll shun from me?
Huddled in the corner with feathers all fluffed.
Or how I'd rush home just to watch you eat,
And call back every morning just to see how you're doing.

The times when I'll talk to you the whole afternoon,
Till I fall fast asleep beside your cage on the sofa.

Soon you were flying, soaring around the room,
Only to bump into the wall and make me laugh.
I brought you on all sorts of trips,
And you were the most well behaved of all.

How you'd just stay by my feet no matter what,
Warms my heart and just makes adore you so much more.

Now you're gone, so abruptly,
Leaving me with just these lovely memories,
Etched so deep within my mind.
And a burden of guilt that I could've done much more.

Sorrow reigned today.

its not everyday that you get a message from your singnificant other all the way across the globe to tell you she almost died.

details aside, what it does is that it shocks you into imagining this whole other virtual realm in your head, living alone without him/her. It'd have been better if she had dumped you for another guy, because at least she's still alive. But to have her leave abruptly whilst madly in love is yet another experience. For those who're attached, maybe you could spend maybe 30secs pondering about this.

Was at this wonderful relaxing stayover at laur's place (where i surprisingly had a damn good sleep) when i got the msg from stef. The moment I read it my heart just felt as if it collapsed like a white dwarf into a pin-sized black hole. Not exactly an experience I'll want to go through again. Relief came though in the form of realisation that she is safe now.

And I've decided to stop teasing stef about how I'm gonna die in 20yrs time and make her all sad and upset.

To my dearest baby: I really appreciate all that we have very much and promise I'll try my best to live to at least 70 =)


All I want for X'mas is stef back from Italy in one piece safely. (though coming in just a frilly red ribbon with creamy pasta will be that teeny tad better =) )

haha just came back from my scoliosis therapy thingie.. summary of what happened:

1) I got to rotate my butt on a Dura-Disk^TM with my arms akimbo like a belly dancer.

2) I got kneaded like bread dough with a ultrahard bolster pressing into my right rib.

3) I got zapped by volts of electricity through my back like I'm having the "Million Back Cramps Let You Die"

4) Here comes the coolest part: Tell me honestly, how many of you have been suspended upside down by the ankles for a whole full minute? The blood rush might feel vaguely like 5 trays of vodka shots, and I think I might have looked like Spongebob Squarepants with my eyes popping out.

I did 4xtwist to the left and right, a full spine stretch, and another 4xtwist to the left and right, and another stretch. All done while impersonating Batman. Cool. Hope Justice League calls me soon.

And my mum paid half of it, $2940 one shot.. ouchies ouch.

back from salsa Intermediate 1's first class, with knowledge on a crossing thingie shine, spin/prep tech, and the Titanic(oooh... no u jump i jump jokes on my tagboard pls)

and its moving quite fast now, and my lower limb's movement speed has yet to catch up. So sorry to all the babes who I danced with and messed up haha need to dance more. Seriously. Considering using my sister as a test subject.. that's if she doesnt go running around screaming once I play salsa music for her.

Went for dinner at the food court on the 4th floor of Amara which neither crystal mich and da seemed to know of with our classmates, then headed to Union at 9. I had to neglect my tuition kid's sunflower plant for my night of salsa.. lol. He called me at 7pm before flying to Japan to tell me he left his plant at my door for me to help him "plantsit".

Union went on pretty fine, with the 4 of us practising shines in front of the mirror and crystal cha-chaing at one point. And soon after, crystal disappears. Abducted by what she described as the one with many funny moves, drama and cant keep his mouth closed. Who later danced with each of them, and i think da knows him. Then me, da and mich tried the spin prep/tech thing we learnt earlier. Apparently I can do it fine with mich but have probs with da.. still wondering why.. so we concluded that maybe its cuz she tends to lean to one side and I have to learn to expect that lean and keep her on track for the spin. =) we will get it right one day!

Haha then came the hilarious part of crystal being stuck with our new classmate and desperately calling out to me for help, which came only a while later.. oops. She seemed pretty traumatised but relieved to be "saved". To Crystal: I'm sorry! For saving you so late and you had to endure like 10 secs of Bacchiata(?) with him, limbs a-flailing and all.

Left kinda early at 1030(tzeyi likened me to someone worse than cinderella. hrm.) to meet stef to celebrate our 14th.. (2yrs 10months!) brought her rochers and strepsils for her throat. Ate instant kawy teow together, and she gave me a brand new shirt =) ahh... I love the 14th of every month. lol. here's for you meizhen: more nauseating sweetness from the two of us! *dance dance*

back home now, got my voice back, and glad about it. sleepy. gonna sleep. *yawn*

p.s. da: fiefie wants to meet pipi.

back from a day at cheng's.. pretty good fun with Dwarven Hand Cannons and the piss-gun in the pool. And you even get to see 5 guys go stupid with water guns. Watched "Eurotrip" too, the while bunch of us, a DVD sponsored by Kinky. Haha, quite a few pairs of boobs here and there(and a whole beaches of penises.. oh my.. ack), and its kinda funny. Pearl(not pearlyn) was so disppointed when we told her it was not PORN, which she had initially thought "Eurotrip" was. I'm not blogging very coherently now.. brain malfunction due to sharp pain in throat.

And yes, Michelle Trachtenberg who played Jenny in Eurotrip or as most of you others might know, Dawn in Buffy the Vamp Slayer. She is *drool* so darn *blood rush* cute *light-headed* and lovable.. *faint* Somehow only me and Ben liked her.. but who cares? I like her.

Lost my voice too. Sucks. I start to turn into this strong silent-type guy whenever i lose my voice.. catch me in this mode while u still can =)

Other than that.. the results of my medical appoint.. well apparently I can attempt to reduce 10-20deg of my curvature in a 6months programme, which costs a whopping: $5880. Which, hopefully will allow you guys to see me for a couple more years heh. But my dad has generously agreed to the programme, and my mum will be checking the clinic out with me on Wed..

Please do not make me answer phone calls.


p.s. Lucy Lawless played as Madam Vandersexxx, fyi (can you even tel?!)

In lieu of the many wasted hours in SEAD, I've decided to go for a MA, which I had stupidly put at 5pm instead of 2, meaning now i get to leave camp at only 3pm instead of 12pm. sigh.

Anyway i forgot to take my X-rays meaning I'll have to go home first before heading to the clinic for the appointment.

Oh yes lastly, I went for the scoliosis(spinal condition) workshop on Tues, and got to know that the estimated life expectancy for us is 40. woot. And the doctor attempted to assure the horrified people by mentioning its applicable mainly for severe cases, meaning a curve of more than 40deg. Mine is 55deg, with a lower curve of 30deg. thanks.

So be nice to me for my remaining 20 years.

Haha sorry bloggie.. been neglecting you so much lately.. Someow my life has just been a fast whirl with so much to do and so little time to relax.. *boo*

a update all the way from the previous post. (potential long post)

Harry Potter
One of my favourites, due to my love for all things fantasy and sci-fi. Just read the Half-Blood Prince somewhere in end Nov, and well, it was a pretty good read, but I am so going to slaughter the ASS who told me who the half blood prince was a long time ago. He/she's lucky I forgot who. I read the whole damn book with that guy's name in my head.. and boom! suspense gone.

Finally caught the Goblet of Fire movie too! fast-paced show, but since its a movie of a long book in the series you really have to read the book to understand it. Fleur, whom I've been expecting a total goddess to play, was a bit disappointing. Hermione has suddenly grown a lot of wrinkles on her forehead, but still cute and lovely =)

Then comes my greatest whine about the whole movie.. WHERE's DUMBLEDORE! that raving madman in the show was not Dumbledore! He's a Deatheater in disguise! Dumbledore doesnt shout "SILENCE!" like Tan Yew Hwee, he doesnt grab a person by the shirt and interrogates him, neither does he scold Harry or get so angry! This imposter has no "Dumbledorish" aura around him that makes people go silent just when he appears. Do I really have to put up with this fake Dumbledore for the next 2 movies? help.. this is so wrong.

My Darling's Birthday
Heh, now this is the main highlight of the month.
She came over to my place, and brought some VCDs, first we watched "A Lot Like Love" starring the Punk'd dude and Amanda Peet. Basically how a couple turned from strangers to f**k buddies (do these things even exist in our universe) to best friends and finally after many years, being together. A happy feel-good love story.

Then she went back to get stuff while I went to rent more CDs and prepare dinner. Heh prepared black pepper mushroom steak with large munchy mushrooms, mashed potato, mixed vegetables, minestrone soup, chippolatas and red wine. Had B&J's Chunky Monkey too, but didnt eat it that night. Made 3 servings cuz my brother joined us for dinner too =) The rest of my family went to M'sia over the weekend (how convenient.. *wink* ok stef is going to slap me) After dinner, I gave her her present finally, an acrylic painting of a scene we both know and is now hung in her room in hall.

After dinner and washing up (I did it all.. stef knocked out on the sofa after the wine) and waking stef up it was back to VCDs. This time its "The Notebook" recommended by emma. Darn sad story, with a bittersweet ending.. stef scolded me for watching such a sad show.. You guys should either go read the book or a least watch the movie.. but the front part is rather draggy.

Camp Life
My camp is now in the process of closing down. Anyone who wished to witness the mass slow torturous demise of young brains should pay a visit to my camp.

Observation:
When a sample of young males are placed together with no form of authority and lots of time to spare, rapid degeneration of higher order thinking processes occurs.
Case study:
A bunch of NS guys are tasked to do area cleaning in the empty warehouse. One guy takes out his golfball collection(another phenomenon's case study, refer to "The Magpie Collecting" syndrome, Chapter 4.5) and the rest each takes one ball. Next we can see them all playing squashy-golf in the warehouse, with people frantically dodging high-speed golfballs and launching them with great speed simultaneously.

Observation:
Humans, like animals, do play dead too in high-stress environments.
Case Study:
When faced with the potential scenario of 8hrs of free time and the risk of permanent brain degeneration, some have evolved a state of semi-death as self-defence. A sight of 8-10 pseudodead bodies can be found all over cool dry area, e.g. on the floors of the office, against a cupboard in the aircon room, or in office chairs. They assume this state for periods of approx. 4hrs, waking only to consume food and then reverting back for another 4hrs.

So someone please help me.

Zouk
On the 7th we went Zouk. Namely, Me, Laur Rosh Ervin Tanen Doreen Kenny and Jac who went for the Flesh Imp party. Most of use reached at 11pm. Big mistake. The queue was all the way till the carpark for the phuture entrance. Phuture went "Full House" at 11:30, and we queued for Zouk instead, got in slight past 12, and Zouk too went full house close to 1.

We hung around Zouk for a while and the girls went up to phuture leaving us guys to rot in mambo. We decided to leave the place for awhile with Ervin high from the flaming lambo. Kenny then detected rain, then it poured on us and the 100+ people trying to go into Zouk. Sad. Ervin had a brainwave (or drunk idea). He tried to re-enter from phuture, the bouncer let him past. 3 guys pretty amazed. 3 guys followed suit and got in, only to be stopped by a female who told us our stamps are valid for Zouk only. Charmed her off her feet. Got into phuture, feeling darn proud of ourselves =)

As expected, it was damn crowded, two shoving incidents happened, and there were floods of bloody botaks who just came out of BMT and looking like starving rabid wolves on a hunt. Only people who has less than 6months to ROD or ok, ORD can say this. Met two VJ tutors partying away there too, Mr Young(? correct?) and the panda-eyed Chem tutor. Now we get an idea where those anda eyes came from. Then came Rosh shouting "Yo VJC!" and the rest trying to move out of the "I Know Her She's My Friend" radius at bullet speed. Went for prata, where we had stereo music from the girls, and we played the guess the radio song game.

Great Quote: "If you want love, we will make it.." -John Meyers, Your Body is a Wonderland